Friendly Rural Cryptid
You find a cryptid on your couch, but all she's doing is getting baked and watching horror movies? Come on this journey with me! This podcast is also a good substitute if you're missing having your embarrassingly stoned friend comment on the movie y'all are watching.
Episodes
20 episodes
Bonus Content - A Little Young
This is a dorky lil thing I made in Garageband and am uploading so I can do a little mischief in a Music League. Will probably delete later.
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3:26
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches One Missed Call (2003)
Let's learn about Arabic Numerals and how much I hate lil arm hands!
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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28:48
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches The Visit
This is such an odd movie. But pretty enjoyable if you have nothing else to do, which I obviously don't.
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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14:48
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Uzumaki
If you haven't read Uzumaki by Junji Ito, go read it, and don't worry, you'll get near constant reminders throughout this episode that the book is amazing. Also, I am like, 98% certain that these good folks just ran out of money because the end...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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16:19
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Fear Street Part 3: 1666
This movie was so fun, y'all. If you enjoyed The Witch, I would definitely recommend. Also, I learned what year Smash came out, so that was important to my betterment.
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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21:32
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Fear Street Part 2: 1978
There is somehow even less plot explanation in this episode than previous ones. But BEHOLD I hate drains that aren't up to code and folks who bleed on old bones.
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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10:18
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Fear Street Part 1: 1994
What an absolute trip! Full disclosure, I never read the Fear Street books, but as someone who hasn't, this was super fun, even if it was the weakest of the three. Stay tuned for parts 2 and 3!
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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20:29
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Bubba Hotep (several times)
Oh BOY do I have an adventure for you with this one. It's the Bruce Campbell Dick Movie! I recorded the last part of this (you'll see) during an intense sciatica flare up, so that's why I sound different and am so bitterly angry about how veter...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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17:40
Friendly Neighborhood Cryptid Watches The Hills Have Eyes (2007)
I am not about urbanoia, but I am ALL about abandoned mine shafts, so I guess it's a wash?
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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31:22
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Bloody Bloody Bible Camp
Listen, when you watch the kind of movies I watch, they're not all gonna be winners, okay? I adore bad movies and this was too much for me. Listen at your own risk.
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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14:23
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches The Boy
What an absolute trip of a movie. Please go watch this with absolutely no spoilers if you can, and then come back and take a listen. Goodness gracious.
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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20:21
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Paranormal Activity 2
Is it not normal to have ghosts in your house? Lemme know.
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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12:26
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Noroi the Curse
Easily the longest episode I will ever do. I'd heard about Noroi the Curse a little in found footage horror movie circles, but I couldn't find any reviews of it anywhere. SO. I watched it. By myself. As it approached dusk. And I could not tell ...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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38:35
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches I'm Just F*cking With You
Get ready for some Blumhouse neon realness. Featuring me thirsting over a whole entire murderer and some vehement hatred for Larry, whose name often escapes me.
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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18:44
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Paranormal Activity 3
What, you don't start continuities right in the middle? Just me? Today, we're getting into creepy kids and very good husbands, and yeah, some of it doesn't make sense, but when has that ever stopped me?
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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13:55
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Sleepaway Camp
God, I love this movie! If you haven't seen it, obviously watch it before you listen to this, but please join me for some short shorts, crop tops, and knee socks, all on your favorite jocks.
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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10:07
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Black Christmas (2019)
Listen. This movie is silly. But hear me out - it's also great. Big ole warning for sexual assault mentions and discussion and an even bigger one for Cary Elwes' actor arc.
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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15:22
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Porno (no not like that)
This one's a long boi! Porno, available on Shudder, is a real movie and not just a recording of people boning down, I promise. Be prepared for dick explosions, a long rant about heteronormativity, and a more or less constant bash on modern, mai...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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34:17
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Ginger Snaps 2
What are these character's names again? How is this hospital still running??? Please be aware, this episode contains references to mental illness and suicidal ideation, so if that's not your jam, this episode will not make you a perfect pb&...
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Season 1
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Episode 2
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17:08
Friendly Rural Cryptid Watches Underwater
Welcome to the inaugural episode! This episode features my crush on Kristen Stewart, embarrassingly obvious missed details because zoot, and a whole lot of hate on TJ Miller. Do you want some popcorn? I could definitely go for some popcorn rn
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Season 1
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Episode 1
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15:48